Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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