well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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