This girl is more easily done than said...
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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