just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Randomize
