I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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