Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
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