How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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