oh god the rape fog is back!
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Found your dick twin last night
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Randomize