yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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