lets start a swedish sibling band together
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I love you.
Bad choice
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