id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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