i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
well I can't set my house on fire every night
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
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