Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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