if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
