I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Farmville is her only friend.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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