Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
This show inspires me to have sex in space
he fucked my hip out of place.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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