return my video game
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Just pee around me
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
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