omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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