idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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