ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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