He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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