went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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