i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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