just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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