Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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