If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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