I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
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