what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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