You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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