Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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