Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I just want nice things and good sex
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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