We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I checked into jail on foursquare
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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