he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I need to sanitize my soul.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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