I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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