See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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