Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
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