The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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