If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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