So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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