I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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