These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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