Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I AM VODKA MAN
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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