When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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