windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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