: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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