Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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