And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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