I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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