just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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