can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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