This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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