Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
no. you can't hotbox the world.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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