To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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