If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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